Melissa in Lovely Things: Swimsuit Edition

Our Young Mary’s Record series, Melissa in Lovely Things continues this week right on into swimsuit seasons.  Melissa is a natural at mixing and matching textiles, color, and styles in her clothes and accessories — We’ve been watching her for a while - We’re creeps. — and she never disappoints — flawlessly dressing herself for a range of occasions, parties, shows, adventures.

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It’s that time again ladies, the dreaded swimsuit season.  But rather than starve yourself or spend hours at the gym, I recommend taking the easy (and much less painful) route of adopting the flirty and flattering pin-up style.  My friends and I made our first trip to the creek this week, and I threw together a few essentials for achieving the look:

1) High waisted shorts.  Embrace your inner Daisy Duke with a great pair of cut-offs.


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2) A cute retro style swimsuit. High waist swim bottoms and one pieces are super flattering on all body types, and sweetheart necklines and halter necklines are a MUST. (Tip: Modcloth.com is great for finding these— Hit our Modcloth ad link right in ye olde sidbar, y’all! )

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3) Every girl needs a cute pair of sunglasses (Heart shaped sunnies are my go to in the summer!).

 

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Channel your inner pin-up with some sassy style that will put the rest of those string bikini wearin’ girls to shame.  Oh, and don’t forget the red lipstick!

CLOTHES FROM: ASOS bikini, thrifted/DIY Levi shorts, Ebay sunglasses 


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Q&A with For a Portrait’s Nate Morguelan

Young Mary’s Record is very excited to welcome and hang with our brilliant and driven (literally and figuratively- -) dear friend, Nate.  He is currently on the road on a Vespa — touring our home state of Kentucky and doing so by making money, acquiring food and shelter, and anything else he can nab in exchange for shooting the portrait of a willing stranger(s).   Thus, the name of his project, For a Portrait.  Nate is very good with people (he’s lasted as our friend for almost a decade now…that’s sayin’ something) and we hope that he survives this trip without losing his face, body, or mind.image

Young Mary’s Record: Introduce yourself to us:

Nate Morguelan: Well, I’m Nate. I love shooting videos, photos, and telling stories. So that’s what I try to do, and do well.

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YMR: Now, introduce yourself to us as if you met us on the road on your journey and wanted us to give you something in exchange for a portrait.


NM: I’ve got a few different methods that I’ve been prepping in my head. My current favorite is trying to guilt someone into giving me gas money who doesn’t want to by attempting to convince them that I could be Jesus and if they fail this test of kindness that they will seal their placement in Hell. I’m really excited to try that one out.

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YMR: Where’d you get your moped and how far can you drive that sucker in a day?


NM: Well, I have a moped, but it’s an absolute piece of shit. So I looked for a place that would let me use a quality moped to scoot my boot around. I got ahold of VESPA LEXINGTON (shout outtttt) through the grapevine, and they’re sponsoring the moped for the trip. I’ll be rolling on a Vespa S50 for the trip now. As for how far I can go? Well the sucker tops out at 39 mph, gets ~60 mpg, and has a 1.4 gallon tank I think. So theoretically I could cover Kentucky in a day if I wanted to…and have like twenty bucks for gas…or however much it would take…I don’t know, math isn’t my strong suit.

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YMR: What’s the scariest “what if” you’ve thought in your head about this journey or are you ignoring all “what if” questions, period?


NM: Hrmm…good question. People ask me “What if you starve?”. I don’t think I’ll starve, but I do think I’ll be hungry all week. “What if you get all your shit jacked?” some ask. Well, I got it all insured…so that would suck…I guess. It’d be a hindrance in the trip. *Laughs, tee hee* I think my biggest worry is moped trouble (purely because it’ll just piss me the fuck off and be nearly impossible to get someone to pay for) and also driving along a tiny country road that has lots of curves and lots of…idiot drivers.

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YMR: How can we acquire a portrait from you?


NM: People keep suggesting friends and family and people they know in places to go to. Which I think is funny. What people don’t always get about this idea is that, well, it’s kind of a game. There’s rules almost, and I can’t cheat. Everywhere I go, I want to meet people who have never met me, or heard of the idea. I want to capture real reactions and real comments people have about the project. And I can;t do that when someone knows I’m coming. Also it takes some of the fun out of it I think. This is gonna be a challenge…a fun one.

So if you want a portrait…well, follow the Facebook page ( HERE !)  which’ll be updated constantly, and try to find me, and pretend you don’t know what I’m doing. Or just pay me, I do this for money too.


YMR: Would you ever want to do this with someone, or a group of people? Or do you think solo is the best way to go?

NM: I’ve had two offers for riding partners already in the future. Also people ask if I’m having someone come that’s going to film me. I wish I could get that perspective and not have to film myself..but I think the idea loses itself if there’s more than one person. Plus it’s more to ask from someone. So imagine Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, mixed with Dirty Jobs, but shot like The Blair Witch Project.

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YMR: Man, we love Dirty Jobs.  Mostly because we love how Mike Rowe looks when dirty.  We’re sold.  How can someone that reads this (e.g. us or any reader) help you with your journey and why should we?

I think the only way to help really is to like the page and share the page with people they think would like it.

FOR A PORTRAIT:

Eyes on the project is what I want, because I think there will be a lot of good stories and art that come from it. And the world will never have have too much art and too many stories. You can also go buy a moped from Vespa Lexington and say I said to or something. Then they might let me keep the scooter.


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The Pop Cult: The End of The Office as Well as My Twenties

THE POP CULT  is a Young Mary’s Record series dedicated to observing the very best ( and worst, when bad is oh-so-good) of current and retro pop culture.  Provided from the brains of our wise and completely enigmatic Pop Cult leader Kyle Sanders, this post is dedicated to the end of the popular, much-loved television series The Office and it’s finale.

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You know how some people refer to “historical events” when discussing a particular moment in their lives? Well, I refer to television series when detailing the many chapters of my storied life. I was born when Hill Street Blues died on the air. My first year of grade school witnessed the last-year runs of The Golden Girls, Cheers, and The Cosby Show. My teen years weren’t as funny without the likes of Roseanne and Seinfeld. I was saying goodbye to Friends a year before I’d say goodbye to my own friends when I graduated high school, and I was finding my way through graduate school as I bid adieu to LOST. In other words, I see the end of a television show as an end to an era. I recall particular times in my life based upon the TV lineups of yesteryear. When you spend five plus years or so welcoming characters into your living room on a weekly basis, it’s hard to watch them leave. It’s perhaps the closest thing I’ve come to “empty nest syndrome” (and yes I DO recall the series finale of Empty Nest!).

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So it’s no easy transition to witness the series finale of The Office. The Americanized version of that saucy Ricky Gervais show from England made its debut mid-season in the spring of 2005, right before my transition to college life. Much like my first experience at WKU, the first season of The Office was awkwardly funny and did not see much action. Like most freshmen seasons, the cast of characters needed some time to grow, including Steve Carell’s in-the-history-books-of-television character Michael Scott, the “American David Brent” if you will. He was certainly a buffoonish jerk, but had yet to gain the lovable persona his character would evolve into. Even the supporting cast was a little one-dimensional. The will-they-or-won’t-they relationship between Pam and Jim (Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski) was sweet but not sizzling, and the bizarro Dwight Schrute (the incomparable Rainn Wilson) was just that: bizarre. But like all green sitcoms, these characters would ripen into fully developed personalities that would eventually gain my love and support.

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And this is where it gets good. As I finally busted out of my teen years into my twenties, The Office was at its humorous peak. My Thursday nights, while expected to be reserved for “Thirsty Thursdays” and late-night trips to Waffle House, were (at times) replaced with NBC Thursday night comedies. Of course, the nineties brought an end to “Must See TV,” but this was the 2000’s, the era of “Comedy Done Right.” I’d set my VCR (because a DVR was still about TWO YEARS away from taking over) for My Name is Earl, 30 Rock (another show that took its final bow a few months ago—STILL getting used to that absence), and The Office. I had my own dorm room at the time, so I could watch these shows over and over without any lip from an annoyed roommate. It probably seems pathetic and a bit sad that my Thursday nights relied on watching TV, but it didn’t matter to me because this was what made me happy. Yes, of course there would usually be a visit to the local bars from time to time, but regardless I would make time for The Office.

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By the time I was getting ready to graduate with my Bachelor’s, I’d come to love ALL the characters on The Office: Phyllis, Angela, Creed, Toby, Meredith, Kevin, Oscar, Stanley, Kelly, Ryan, Daryl, Gabe, Erin, Karen, Jan, and Andy were ALL irreplaceable to the show. Each was special and unique to the status quo of the office and provided personalities that can be found in most office workspaces (I’ve worked with a few Angela’s and Creed’s in my days of part-time job living). I couldn’t imagine the show without either of these characters, so when it came time for Steve Carell to leave the show, as you can imagine, I was livid.

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Of course, Steve Carell had been starring in some big-hit comedies while on The Office. His career was blowing up so fast that his time spent with the sitcom was holding him back. Yes, some actors on television unfortunately can’t make the big jump from TV to films (Paging Shelley Long and David Caruso!), but Carell was a different story. It was inevitable, but still heartbreaking. As I was wrapping up my second year of grad school, and about to pass a quarter-of-a-century on this earth, I (along with the rest of the world) had to say goodbye to Michael Scott. Carell’s last episode marked the second time I cried at the ending of a TV show (the first being the final episode of LOST a year earlier). After all the unsuccessful pranks, the rude remarks, the inappropriate gestures, and after all of the sub-par “That’s what she said’s,” I found myself weeping over that pompous bastard. But you know what? I had grown to love him.

With Carell’s departure, most viewers like me were left wondering “what’s going to happen to the show?” Well, as expected, The Office suffered. They replaced Michael Scott’s position with the intimidating Robert California (played by the sexy/scary James Spader) who was eventually replaced by the buffoonish Andy Bernard (the-truly-funny-but-only-in-supporting-roles Ed Helms). The chemistry between the characters ran a little colder; the atmosphere seemed to have taken a dark side. But like any loyal, doting, Tammy-Wynette-of-a-housewife, I stood by my show. Yet while I watched with dedicated eyes glued to the screen before, I now sort of watched the show as white noise, recognizing the television was on but not entirely paying attention. While the show had grown stale, I must admit some of the storylines were still bitingly funny. The whole Angela-Oscar-Senator love triangle was quite fun to see unravel, and the addition of Catherine Tate’s Nellie Bertram brought a little British pizzazz to the cast. But without the glue of Carell, The Office was falling apart and indeed looking at termination.

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And now it’s happening. We are down to the last few episodes and I’m finding myself in my late twenties and at a crossroads. With the end of this show, I’m saying goodbye to a near-decade of my life filled with quirky network comedy TV shows (yes, there’s still Parks and Recreation and Community, but they are just successors to the kingdom that The Office built), as well as to my twenties. Yes, I still have a few years left, but I’m approaching the dawn of my “thirties” when most people my age have found their niche and have married and started families and settled in for adulthood. I’m not ready for that and don’t plan to be for many years to come. Yet with the end of The Office, I do find myself taking the next big step to finding my calling. Perhaps the end of The Office is the beginning of a new chapter for me, of moving on and starting over. I’ve had so many good memories with The Office: I witnessed Michael’s “acceptance” of Oscar’s homosexuality with that forced awkward kiss; I was there for Pam and Jim’s YouTube-inspired wedding; I anxiously awaited the premiere of “Threat Level Midnight”; I remember Michael serenading Toby on his (supposed) last day at the office; and I was there when Michael proposed to Holly, whom he left Scranton for. There are so many memorable moments from this show, it would require another blog to list them (which some have already jumped the gun and have provided you for your perusal). I’m not exactly sure how NBC will say goodbye to the folks at Dunder Mifflin—it’s already been confirmed that Steve Carell WILL provide an appearance though no word on exactly how—but I’m sure it’ll be bigger than I could possible imagine…annnd that’s what she said.

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