by: Kentucky Prophet.
(photo by Jackie Osborne Photography.)
Behold My Lengthy Mane
It has been years since I have graced the Lebowski Fest stage. Every time I’ve played there (three times thus far) I’ve had relatively short hair. If you come to the 2013 Fest, you will see my gorgeous, long, centaur-like mane. You will behold me and my Fabio-like hair. You will put on the cover of romance novels, as you should.
(photo by Kayla Dowdy.)
I Have New Songs To Play
The old school Kentucky Prophet hip-hop is largely gone. No more rapping, but much more singing. Less hip-hop, more indie rock. Wouldn’t it be stupid if I had nothing new to play after all these years away? What am I, Foghat?
I Do Not Have A Stupid Louisville Beard
This indie-rock coal miner look is awful and I refuse to have it. Besides, it would distract from my excellent long hair.
I Will Play The Piano Like A Gentleman
I have been told that my piano style is “neolithic”. Then I looked up “neolithic” and found out what it meant. Essentially, someone told me I play piano like someone from the Stone Age. That is a gross misconception. I play piano like a gentleman, even though I lived in the forest well into my teens and didn’t speak or write English until my mid-twenties.
(photo by Solidarity Photography.)
Others Things Are Happening After I Get Done
For example, once I am forcibly removed from the stage, I will be replaced by Kyle Gass and his Band. Kyle is apparently a member of the group Tenacious D, which from what I’ve been told is a group of video and film artists. To conclude the Friday festivities, a screening of the 1998 movie “The Big Lebowski” will take place. Then there will be more festivities the following day but by then, I will be almost certainly be out of town.
- July 17 2013 1 Notes